What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

“NASA’s Groundbreaking Discovery”: Solar 'Cannonballs' Identified as the Likely Cause of Mars Losing Its Water, Validating a Long-Standing Theory - Rude Baguette

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!